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tensux
04-15-2009, 08:59 PM
can anyone help me with the math on this? I have had six 8.2 % of 16 ounce beers, the average bottle of wine is 12% and 26 and 2/3rds ounces, how many bottles of wine would you need to consume as much alcohol as 6 of these beers? Not that I am drunk, lol, . I'm headed for the scotch...but first I'm having another beer, well make that 2, took me a while to post this, 8 of these 8.2% alcohol, content beers, how many bottles of wine?

=A!M=OakWind
04-15-2009, 10:56 PM
My calculations tell me....


you've had way too much.

Saboteur
04-15-2009, 11:16 PM
For the beer:
16oz per can of beer * 8.2% alcohol content = 1.312oz of alcohol per can * 6 cans = 7.872 oz alcohol for all six cans

For the wine:
26.666 oz per bottle * 12% alcohol content = 3.199 oz alcohol per bottle


7.872 oz of alcohol (from the beer) / 3.199 oz alcohol per bottle of wine = 2.46 bottles of wine

tensux
04-15-2009, 11:49 PM
so'k i drove to the hotel and had three 6 ounce shots of scotch (order it in a snifter and the serve it in cognac portions) and i feel just dandy

tensux
04-15-2009, 11:51 PM
ps sabotuer as usual u dont understand the question, cholr did, but i am too drunk to verify his answers, the question was if i had 8 beers at that alcohol level how many bottles of wine was that the eqiuvelant off?

Wes
04-16-2009, 12:46 AM
lol. you all have different answers.

=A!M=OakWind
04-16-2009, 07:44 AM
Sab used 6 cans, Chrol used 8.


And if you can't do basic math, you shouldn't be driving.

Ninjahedge
04-16-2009, 08:40 AM
That should be on the exam!!!


But yes, if you had that much beer Ten, you are a hazard, no matter what you might think or feel.

Not smart man.

Saboteur
04-16-2009, 08:48 AM
I didn't see that he changed it to 8 at the end. Why the h*ll am I doing math for a drunk again?

tensux
04-16-2009, 08:56 AM
I had the scotch at the hotel, so all I had to do is find my room. I may have been to drunk to do the math last nite, but I figured one thing out this morning. 18 ounces of straight 80% scotch after eight 8.2% 16 ounce beers = one nice headache in the morning.

Freightliner
04-16-2009, 09:13 AM
The REAL question is how much will you pee!

Beer= alot of pee.

Wine= some pee.

Scotch= hardly any pee.

It's the pee factor guys!

tensux
04-16-2009, 09:27 AM
I peed like a race horse when I got to the hotel bar, before the scotch, and haven't peed since, that's why scotch messes up my movements, it dehydrates you

Ninjahedge
04-16-2009, 10:36 AM
Rule of thumb is always 1 to 1.

One pint of water for every drink.

I know, it's impossible, but whatever.

The only drunken buffer I have ever had work is drinking at LEAST 3 pints before going to bed, getting up 2 hours before i need to to walk the "dog", drinking another pint or two (or as many as I can) and taking a tylenol or asperin.

I will feel off-center the next day, but at least I will not have that lingering dull headache, nausea, and breath that would melt plastic.

tensux
04-16-2009, 10:47 AM
are u telling me how to drink? lol.

Ninjahedge
04-16-2009, 11:51 AM
I am telling you how to avoid having a hangover.

You can drink however the F you want to, through your own arse for all I care! ;)

shifty
04-16-2009, 11:53 AM
actually, you're supposed to get super-duper wasted if you imbibe alcohol via rectum. absorbs into your system instantaneously.

lilith
04-16-2009, 12:42 PM
actually, you're supposed to get super-duper wasted if you imbibe alcohol via rectum. absorbs into your system instantaneously.
Yeah, I heard high school girls were soaking tampons in alcohol at school. There is no alcohol odor and they get super-drunk! The only way they got caught was one of them had to be rushed to the hospital for alcohol blood poisoning. Almost died she did... don't know if it stopped the trend.... :(

Ninjahedge
04-16-2009, 01:47 PM
Mmmmmmm!

Douche bag Margaritas!!!!!

tensux
04-16-2009, 04:12 PM
lol, that does actually sound yummy, i wonder if they could use something edible instead

NH i dont care how much water you drank, if u drank what i drank last nite you would have had a headache, its was gone in an hour btw, feel like a new man, headed into philly again

tensux
04-16-2009, 04:30 PM
and that actually wasn't all that much for me to drink

lilith
04-16-2009, 06:15 PM
You sir, are lucky to be alive! ;)

tensux
04-16-2009, 07:07 PM
Well I'm taking it easy tonight, had to park my car in a shady lookin spot in philly, and I am not sure they will let me back in the hotel bar

tensux
04-16-2009, 09:40 PM
I take that back about taking it easy, lol, aint gonna happen

lilith
04-17-2009, 07:08 AM
What happened to being on the wagon?!?!? :(

tensux
04-17-2009, 07:40 AM
Who said I was on the wagon? If I quit cold turkey at this point, it could cause a stroke

lilith
04-17-2009, 08:31 AM
I thought you did, but that was a while ago.... You've gotta see a dr. before you kill yourself Ten. Or, worse, kill someone else. Don't they have pills or something you can take to make you puke if you drink. Anti-depressants probably wouldn't hurt either. :(

Ninjahedge
04-17-2009, 08:56 AM
I don't know if you are going on a continuous bender, but having a few shots AFTER drinking and BEFORE going to bed is, well, kind of pointless.

You are already buzzed, why waste the time and money on some high test before sleeping? Were these drinks solo? If so, double waste of time. That was drinking just for the sake of drinking and nothing else.

Be careful sock man!!!!!

shifty
04-17-2009, 09:02 AM
.... pointless to you, especially when you're sober.

drunk logic > you

tensux
04-17-2009, 11:06 AM
its not before going to bed, its up until i pass out, and they weren't shots they were like doubles, i actually love the taste of scotch, im alone here, but when i am drinking i will talk to anyone in the bars, i wasnt drinking in my room


I don't know if you are going on a continuous bender, but having a few shots AFTER drinking and BEFORE going to bed is, well, kind of pointless.

You are already buzzed, why waste the time and money on some high test before sleeping? Were these drinks solo? If so, double waste of time. That was drinking just for the sake of drinking and nothing else.

Be careful sock man!!!!!

Ninjahedge
04-17-2009, 11:20 AM
.... pointless to you, especially when you're sober.

drunk logic > you


It's money though.

It is one thing when you have the bottle at home, and you want that "final drink", but actually going somewhere to just pay a BAR more money for that nightdecapitation......

And what are you saying shift? That being drunk makes your logic as reliable as a menstruating librarian?

>wark<

Ninjahedge
04-17-2009, 11:22 AM
its not before going to bed, its up until i pass out, and they weren't shots they were like doubles, i actually love the taste of scotch, im alone here, but when i am drinking i will talk to anyone in the bars, i wasnt drinking in my room

Understood ten.

I mis bar hopping for the interaction with people. The best bars being the noes with teh best beer (for me). You can always ask a stranger what they are drinking, you know?

But there is a balance point for me, my $40-$100 a week on-the-town booze trips have been cut back to a case or two a month at home....

The beer is great, but not having anyone to drink it with sucks (no, online really does not fill that gap).

tensux
04-17-2009, 12:15 PM
christ if thats all i spent on booze i would be rich by now, i prlly spend more a month than most ppl spend on their mortgage or rent lol

lilith
04-17-2009, 01:24 PM
It's money though.

It is one thing when you have the bottle at home, and you want that "final drink", but actually going somewhere to just pay a BAR more money for that nightdecapitation......

And what are you saying shift? That being drunk makes your logic as reliable as a menstruating librarian?

>wark<
You wanna leave the librarians out of this? geez... :(

Ninjahedge
04-17-2009, 01:27 PM
I did, but Rodeo Clowns just seemed sexist!

Ninjahedge
04-17-2009, 01:28 PM
christ if thats all i spent on booze i would be rich by now, i prlly spend more a month than most ppl spend on their mortgage or rent lol


That was on me alone. I did not have any hook....co-workers to spend it on!

;)

tensux
04-17-2009, 03:10 PM
trust me thats what i spend on me alone too ;)

Ninjahedge
04-17-2009, 05:08 PM
And you weigh, what, 300 pounds?

Even with lifting I can't get my skinny a.ss much past 170!

Well, whatever. Just so you know, as obnoxious a fawk you are, there are still people concerned with your well being.

The world does not need another Mr Gibbles, sweet as he may be!

tensux
04-17-2009, 07:30 PM
Tnx, but don't worry about me I'm fine, for now lol