Couldn't find my keys....

[Yoshi]

Well it's been a while so I figured I would re-register. :)

Life is good in Bham. Married now and have a baby Yoshi on the way!! How's everyone else????

[shifty]

I don't think it's that you lost your keys, I think you are yet another victim of the muslim turkish script kiddie that rootkitted the old forum's server and wiped the hard drives on the server, destroying all of MyU forum history.

Welcome back bro. Hows bHam life treating you? I had a little surprise recently too.... http://myunreal.com/showthread.php?t=20795

[Yoshi]

That's awesome shifty!!! She's beautiful!! This is your first correct? We had a 4D ultrasound last week. It's amazing...He has my nose and lips...He'll be breaking hearts just like his daddy. ;)

Bham is good. I'm still with Charter. Heading to Los Cabos in a few weeks. Won a sales contest (2 years in a row) but the wife will have to stay behind because she's 7 1/2 weeks pregnant.. :( If I would have thought of it, you're just right down the road...I could've invited you. :) Maybe next year. ;)

[shifty]

1st indeed. I couldn't do the multi-D ultrasound, those pictures freak me out.

7.5 weeks or 7.5 months? Word of advice: Be sure to go on one last vacation with her before the baby pops out. I'd have loved to have gone, but g'damn if I really have the time. You'll understand that concept soon enough, but what I think you'll also find (assuming you have a good baby) is that 1) your job is totally ungratifying, and you'd rather be at home with your kid all day and 2) you will start making excuses why you don't have time just so you can hang out with the kid.

My one piece of advice to you, coming from half a dozen people who have had their lives changed ... buy this $17.99 book: http://www.momsoncall.com/products.htm

Read it, both of you. It's the only book you will ever need. It is the owners manual to babies that nobody ever bothered to write before. It took our lives from complete hell the first couple days out of the hospital to the most joyous pleasure ever, and we have such a well-mannered kid now.

If you have any questions, hit me up. I've had two other friends that have had babies in the last 2 months, and they too have used the advice in this book and had the same results. I've been there ... done that. I relish in having had others who've been in my shoes to talk to.

PS - everything your parents knew is outdated. Don't take advice from them, 99% of it has been debunked as "bad" at this point. ;)

[=A!M=OakWind]

PS - everything your parents knew is outdated. Don't take advice from them, 99% of it has been debunked as "bad" at this point. ;)

100% agree. Alot of "old wives tales".

[Yoshi]

The 4D pictures look like a baby. I'll have to get the cd and upload some pics. I was nervous that he wouldn't look human but it's amazing what they can do. The problem now is that it's like knowing what you're getting for Xmas and having to wait. Also she's 7 1/2 months.

I'll have to look for the book. The wife has a bunch of baby books and reads them daily. I'll just DL to the kindle and surprise her. :)

[shifty]

I don't think you'll find the MOC book in PDF format, and the accompanying instructional DVD is priceless.

All of our friends before us were skeptical and read dozens of books between the lot of them. All of them regretted wasting time reading the others.

[garm]

Sweet - oldy. Great to see you again Yoshi. Congrats on finding us and settling down and multiplying.

[Ninjahedge]

We need more old folks to yell at their kids for spending too much time playing games!!! ;)



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[shifty]

i'm just wondering when we're gonna have little garmints / garmles running around everywhere.

[Ninjahedge]

Don't you mean Garmlins?

[garm]

i'm just wondering when we're gonna have little garmints / garmles running around everywhere.

Not likely. I'd have to stop working for that. And there's the little matter that I'm terrified of children

[shifty]

Booooooooooooooooo!