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Kicker
05-06-2009, 06:46 PM
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you
learned from that.

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids´ to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' 'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a
million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.
His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially'
and `realistically´?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.
But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.'

Zaphod
05-07-2009, 01:32 AM
hahahaha.... reading that i have visions of stewie! lolol

lilith
05-07-2009, 07:38 AM
It made me wonder what I would do... potentially, I would say no. Realistically, the world will never know! :)

Ninjahedge
05-07-2009, 09:17 AM
meh.

Freightliner
05-07-2009, 09:17 AM
Oh come on! Everyone would sleep with Brad!:D

lilith
05-07-2009, 09:34 AM
Nah, I'm on team Aniston. He fell out of the hearthrob realm when he slept with Jolie! He should have divorced Aniston first, instead of letting the world make a public spectacle of his affair. JMHO

Ninjahedge
05-07-2009, 09:47 AM
We are still talking a million dollars....

You have to think of how much pride you would give up for that. For someone like Brad it would be a lot less embarassing than someone like Joe Lieberman.

dragonash
05-07-2009, 12:19 PM
hahahaha.... reading that i have visions of stewie! lolol

"nah, my pants just got tighter because I hate the idea"

c3po
05-07-2009, 01:51 PM
Oh come on! Everyone would sleep with Brad!:D

pfft, i would for 50 bucks! i'd get more than a million selling my story about it. :D

Ninjahedge
05-07-2009, 02:33 PM
Or not telling your story......

c3po
05-07-2009, 03:21 PM
haha, true NH. blackmail is a hell of a thing.

Slayer
05-07-2009, 04:00 PM
It made me wonder what I would do... potentially, I would say no. Realistically, the world will never know! :)

Oh! We know! :p

Ninjahedge
05-07-2009, 04:16 PM
Here's a hypothetical for you (guys).

Who would you have to be paid more to schtup?

Brad Pitt

or

Rosanne Barr

dragonash
05-07-2009, 04:34 PM
kill myself

c3po
05-07-2009, 05:29 PM
Here's a hypothetical for you (guys).

Who would you have to be paid more to schtup?

Brad Pitt

or

Rosanne Barr

BRAD PITT. at least with rosanne barr you could say you had sex with a lesbian.

Slayer
05-07-2009, 06:17 PM
Me gouges my eyes out!! :eek:

Rosanne Barr naked would make most men's member fall to the ground and run away like a little kicked poodle!! :eek:

Now we know you Ninja has the hots for!! :p ;)

Ninjahedge
05-08-2009, 08:51 AM
I have the hots for Teacher.

Slayer
05-08-2009, 12:46 PM
I have the hots for Teacher.

Rosanne Barr was a teacher!!??!! :eek: :confused: Sicko!:p