It is that time of the year again....

[Slayer]

merry christmas!! :)

[=A!M=OakWind]

Happy Newton Day :p

[garm]

Merry Christmas :)

[Zaphod]

Merry Christmas everyone! :D

[Saboteur]

From our family to yours, Merry Christmas!

[Ninjahedge]

Happy Merry!

[tensux]

Merry Christmas

[lilith]

Santa brought me a netbook!!! :D

[Excel]

Jolly Holidays to everybody.

[shifty]

Sexy Exy! omghi2u!

[Excel]

Sexy Exy! omghi2u!Good morning to you, Sunshine!

[shifty]

Welcome home!!!

[lilith]

Some lol's to start off the New Year! :D

Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?'
'98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked. She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

The nice thing about being senile is
You can hide your own Easter eggs.

I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that
Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia …
Have poor circulation;
Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
So I got my doctor's permission to
Join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour..
But, by the time I got my leotards on, The class was over.

My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says,
"For fast relief"

THE SENILITY PRAYER :
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Happy New Year, Everybody! :D

[Slayer]

jolly holidays to everybody.

exy!!!

[Ninjahedge]

Jolly Holidays to everybody.

n00b.

[Excel]

exy!!!Do you still keep in contact with Zoob, D, and all the guys? If so... give them all my regards.

[Saboteur]

We're all still around at TeamUT (http://www.teamut.com), Exy.

[Excel]

We're all still around at TeamUT (http://www.teamut.com), Exy.I can't remember my password!!!!!11111 :mad:

Edit, okay... so... Error 500s are kickin' my butt, trying to make new accounts there. Be sure to accurately bestow my wrath upon them, Sab.

Also... dude, Slayer... Spitfire, Sidewinder, Rams, and Raxy are still in the 950 channel on Gamesurge.net. DO IT.

[Saboteur]

Exy - I'm an admin so I'll fix your p/w and IM it to you here.

[Excel]

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