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    merry christmas!!
    "Irony is asking the government to fix the problems it caused!"

    "The lesser of two evils is still evil!"

    Obama: Affirmative action at its best!

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    Happy Newton Day

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    • #3
      Merry Christmas
      Wales, where the men are men and the sheep are nervous.
      Incoming fire has right of way

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      • #4
        Merry Christmas everyone!
        "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein

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        • #5
          From our family to yours, Merry Christmas!

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            Happy Merry!

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            • #7
              Merry Christmas

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              • #8
                Santa brought me a netbook!!!
                Ha-Ha! Made Ya Read!

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                • #9
                  Jolly Holidays to everybody.

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                  • #10
                    Sexy Exy! omghi2u!
                    Originally posted by Ranshackle
                    I like Hasselhoff's ass better.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by shifty View Post
                      Sexy Exy! omghi2u!
                      Good morning to you, Sunshine!

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                      • #12
                        Welcome home!!!
                        Originally posted by Ranshackle
                        I like Hasselhoff's ass better.

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                        • #13
                          Happy New Years!

                          Some lol's to start off the New Year!

                          Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?'
                          '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
                          'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
                          She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

                          Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
                          'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked. She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

                          The nice thing about being senile is
                          You can hide your own Easter eggs.

                          I've sure gotten old!
                          I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
                          New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
                          I'm half blind, Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
                          Take 40 different medications that
                          Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
                          Have bouts with dementia
                          Have poor circulation;
                          Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
                          Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
                          Have lost all my friends.
                          But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

                          I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
                          So I got my doctor's permission to
                          Join a fitness club and start exercising.
                          I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
                          I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour..
                          But, by the time I got my leotards on, The class was over.

                          My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
                          Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

                          Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

                          It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

                          These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says,
                          "For fast relief"

                          THE SENILITY PRAYER :
                          Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
                          The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
                          and the eyesight to tell the difference.
                          Happy New Year, Everybody!
                          Last edited by lilith; 12-31-2009, 03:20 PM.
                          Ha-Ha! Made Ya Read!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by excel View Post
                            jolly holidays to everybody.
                            exy!!!
                            "Irony is asking the government to fix the problems it caused!"

                            "The lesser of two evils is still evil!"

                            Obama: Affirmative action at its best!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Excel View Post
                              Jolly Holidays to everybody.
                              n00b.

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