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  • #16
    Originally posted by Ninjahedge View Post
    Probably still shooting kittens.
    How does he get them to fit through the hypodermic needle?
    National Sarcasm Society
    "Like we need your support."

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    • #17
      First, he gets their dander up.

      Then he puts them all in a small box and shakes it until they get things going on their own.

      Then he takes what is left and uses a Cuisinart to.............


      What?

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      • #18
        You guys are killing me.... I had a toothache once. The tooth would be fine one day, then the next day it would flair up and cause me all sorts of pain. I finally had to have a root canal. I miss the pain. Seriously, that's what it sounds like you're saying.
        Ha-Ha! Made Ya Read!

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        • #19
          All depends on where you feel it...

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          • #20
            Duke tossed all his chickens in the bon-fire last fall (yum! You missed it Tensux!) and now has new "chicks" for eggs.
            Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason

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            • #21
              And I have one word for some of the above comments.


              Hemorrhoids.
              Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason

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              • #22
                I was kind of waiting for Ten to say that....
                Guess someone had to say it!!!
                Ha-Ha! Made Ya Read!

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                • #23
                  lol kicker i would have loved to seen that, my hemorrhoids have improved btw

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                  • #24
                    btw did i tell everyone about the tail sized hemorrhoid that popped out of my ass after doing deadlifts last September? i had no idea until i got in the shower, when to wash my butt and fet it, i was so scared i was hyperventilation in the shower, wasnt bleeding then but bled for weeks after, would wear two pairs of underwear and if dint change midday would soak thru my pants, the doctor gave me this a$sdouche medicine that eventually cleared it up, but since then i have never been able to get myself working out fully again and have lost 20 pounds

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                    • #25
                      Thanks for getting him going Lil :0
                      I'm back, just like a bad penny

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                      • #26
                        dude i could have cut this thing off and feed it to your chickens

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by Radiation Burns View Post
                          Thanks for getting him going Lil :0
                          Me?!?!? I'm blaming Ninja!!!
                          Ha-Ha! Made Ya Read!

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                          • #28
                            How did we get from the first of May to Ten's a$$ beard?
                            Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason

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                            • #29
                              ass beard? it was a tail growing out, a hemorrhoid that popped out at least an inch long

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                              • #30
                                Duod-ass-enum.

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