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    Sexy Exy! omghi2u!
    Good morning to you, Sunshine!

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    Welcome home!!!
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    I like Hasselhoff's ass better.

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    Default Happy New Years!

    Some lol's to start off the New Year!

    Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, 'How old was your husband?'
    '98,' she replied, 'Two years older than me'
    'So you're 96,' the undertaker commented.
    She responded , 'Hardly worth going home, is it?

    Reporter interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
    'And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?' the reporter asked. She simply replied, 'No peer pressure.'

    The nice thing about being senile is
    You can hide your own Easter eggs.

    I've sure gotten old!
    I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
    New knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
    I'm half blind, Can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
    Take 40 different medications that
    Make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
    Have bouts with dementia
    Have poor circulation;
    Hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
    Can't remember if I'm 89 or 98.
    Have lost all my friends.
    But, thank God, I still have my driver's license.

    I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,
    So I got my doctor's permission to
    Join a fitness club and start exercising.
    I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
    I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour..
    But, by the time I got my leotards on, The class was over.

    My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
    Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

    Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

    It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

    These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says,
    "For fast relief"

    THE SENILITY PRAYER :
    Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
    The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
    and the eyesight to tell the difference.
    Happy New Year, Everybody!
    Last edited by lilith; 12-31-2009 at 03:20 PM.
    Ha-Ha! Made Ya Read!

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    Quote Originally Posted by excel View Post
    jolly holidays to everybody.
    exy!!!
    "Irony is asking the government to fix the problems it caused!"

    "The lesser of two evils is still evil!"

    Obama: Affirmative action at its best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Excel View Post
    Jolly Holidays to everybody.
    n00b.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slayer View Post
    exy!!!
    Do you still keep in contact with Zoob, D, and all the guys? If so... give them all my regards.

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    We're all still around at TeamUT, Exy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saboteur View Post
    We're all still around at TeamUT, Exy.
    I can't remember my password!!!!!11111

    Edit, okay... so... Error 500s are kickin' my butt, trying to make new accounts there. Be sure to accurately bestow my wrath upon them, Sab.

    Also... dude, Slayer... Spitfire, Sidewinder, Rams, and Raxy are still in the 950 channel on Gamesurge.net. DO IT.
    Last edited by Excel; 01-05-2010 at 02:13 PM.

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    Exy - I'm an admin so I'll fix your p/w and IM it to you here.

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    [Wednesday 11:33:27am] -->| Yoshi (blahblahblah) has joined #clan950
    [Wednesday 11:33:27am] =-= Mode #clan950 +v Yoshi by ChanServ
    [Wednesday 11:34:58am] <Yoshi> Hello
    [Wednesday 11:35:12am] <Yoshi> On my iPhone...
    [Wednesday 11:36:09am] <Rams2> YOSHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    omg reunion~~

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